dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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