Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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