Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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