I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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