Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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