ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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