who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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