the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I can't turn off my feet"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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