So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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