i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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