Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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