help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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