No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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