love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
