I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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