i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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