Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Green mimosas i think yes
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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