the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
that may or may not have been my penis.
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