Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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