I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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