I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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