This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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