so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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