But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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