every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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