Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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