Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
