Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
we're so committed to being not committed
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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