Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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