Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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