we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
