DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
