thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
