do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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