The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I want you more than these girls want KFC
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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