Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I understand Curling. That high.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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