Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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