Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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