that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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