I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
it hurts more in the daytime
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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