I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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