I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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