ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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