People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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