yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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