Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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