dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
she pinky promised me she was 18
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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