In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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