I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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