I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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