I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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